To begin, I attend a top university in the country, and by that I mean sometimes I drink all of the beers in the college town. Then by sometimes I mean all the time, as I am a debilitating alcoholic at this point in my life. I have garnered disdain from much of the female population of this school, through various debaucherous (don't really give a shit that's not a word) exploits. To give a background I yakked on a girl's boob while having sexual intercourse with her, and continued to finish. Yes, I am a disgusting human being and I thoroughly enjoy it. I have a strong affinity for dad's and their style, I love me some dad jeans and a sick pair of New Balances. Dads shit on everyone else in the world. So everyone enjoy, this blog will discuss random bullshit and musings, mostly posts that I and my hopeful co writers find satirical, and that everyone else in the world questions our mental stability. Enjoy you boners.
No comments:
Post a Comment