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I don't want to sound too pessimistic, but it is possible our best summers are behind us (or in front of us) but when you live in the utopia that is a college town, leaving for 4 months seems like torture.
So far, the top summers of your life were probably from after sophomore year of high school to after freshman or sophomore year of college because all your friends are home for the summer and you're working some shitty minimum-wage job.
I'm gonna break down the best and worst shitty summer jobs.
The Lifeguard
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| I'd bet money these 2 have a Jaime-Cersei Lannister thing going on |
Now I mean community pool or waterpark lifeguards here. A lot of kids do this for summer and it seems like a lot of the guys are jerkoffs who want to say they saved someone's life and the girls just want to work on their tan.
Major pro: the view
Overall grade: B-
Dessert Store Cashier
I've personally done the ice cream/frozen yogurt/water ice gig and it fucking SUCKS. You basically have to work nights and weekends and those are also the most busy times. There might be some tip money but most likely the pay is shit too. Fuck this.
Overall Grade: D
Landscaping
Oh shit I forgot
Overall Grade: F
Waiter
Don't fuck with people who fuck with your food.
The hours are shitty but you get tips and if the movie Waiting has taught me anything its probably kind of fun.
Overall Grade: B
Delivery Driver
One of the better jobs, I think (totally not biased). Just driving around listening to music and delivering big sausage pizzas to neighborhood MILFs.
Overall Grade: B+
Selling Nuts (and pickles and dried fruit) at Farmers Markets
Oddly specific right? Wrong. All my real friends are nuts about nuts but only a few are nuts about pickles and dried fruit too. Its a fucking art.
Wouldn't be right if I didn't shit on it anyway.
Overall Grade: F
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